Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Another open letter

Dear unknown woman in the library ladies' room,

The restroom is for a purpose. We all know what that is.

I realize there's a sink in the restroom, but that does not mean that the restroom is your private food preparation area. Let me make this plain: the restroom is not for the peeling and consumption of citrus fruits.

Seriously, honey, the break room--you know, that place with the snack machines and coffee makers--was on the other side of the partition, five feet away. So why the heck did you choose to use a public restroom as your kitchen away from home?!?

Just curious.

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