Bad hair day

I thought I was having a rough go with my hair this morning when my bangs half-dried into crazy positions after sitting in a towel for too long. Then I saw this, and suddenly felt better about myself.

Look, Britney: unless you're planning to rip up pictures of the pope on SNL or star in a remake of G.I. Jane any time soon, the shorn look is out. Really. The bottle-black hair was better than this.

And what's with the "dainty" wrist tattoo? And the tattoos on the back of your neck? Britney, hon, you're not doing much to improve your nouvelle-white-trash image.

Bless your heart.