Giving credit

Props go to Ryan for orchestrating tonight's entertainment, the monthly "Golden Hour" at The Forest Cafe.

Props also go to Nick, Ben, and David for reading.

Props should go as well to the musical acts, especially the guy with the bass. You have to seriously love your instrument to be a bass player.

Some consideration should be given to the adorable border collie who made a guest appearance, though not as much as would have been given if the dog were brown and white and answered to Thunder Lizard.

Special thanks to The Forest Cafe for £1.20 pots of tea and £1 corkage fees.

The Dubious Achievement Award of the night goes to J&H Productions. Below is the link to the article Ryan was talking about...and yes, it was a long way to go for a punchline. There are thirteen minutes of that letter, which was mercifully cut off after ten. Not all was lost, however, as a drinking game has been devised:
-Drink every time he says "J&H productions," "Cincinnati," "coliseum," "producing," "label," "stars," or "agencies".
-Drink twice every time he says "pertaining".
-Finish the bottle when he says "P.S.".

Dreamworks SKG Signs J&H Productions To Six-Year Deal

CINCINNATI-Steven Spielberg of Dreamworks SKG confirmed the industry rumor Monday that Cincinnati-based J&H Productions International has been signed to a landmark six-year contract.